Just finished dangan ronpa 2 damn that was crazy
I may have to redefine an entire undead race because of you guys.
—The DM, thwarting his player’s attempts to take a poltergeist with them on their journey by carrying the entire well that it is bound to. (via outofcontextdnd
Yeee I’m watching the store alone time to play my vita
"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so
"He focuses very hard, and forms a shaky, thin outline made of blood floating in the air. It is yet another middle finger"
-Our Bloodmage in response to a racist nurse treating him
You have, somehow, successfully engineered a way to safely dispense Alchemist’s Fire via pressurized hose…
—DM, upon the party’s gnome rolling three nat 20’s to make a flamethrower before entering the Troll Marshes (via outofcontextdnd
In an underground cave after experiencing various traps in a mansion, and a illusion door behind a waterfall:
Cleric: “I cast detect evil on the bridge.”
Me (Co-DM): “It’s a bridge.”
DM: The Dragon awakens.
Rogue: Yes, hello! This crafty mage here was trying to abscond with all your gold and I am trying to bring it back to you, which is why I’m the one holding it.